Chapter 96 – Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof (oh, the memories)

Just an aside, the dates and times are when I was writing, not when things were actually happening, so it seems, sometimes, to not make a lot of sense.

Saturday, February 12, 2005, 1:40am
We arrived in Frankfurt on time, but unfortunately Katharina was out of town, and is not due back until tomorrow. That left me with 2 and a half hours before my rendezvous with Jordan. I walked around the area I came to know a year ago when I had something like 8 and a half hours to kill, for about half of that, then headed back to the station to avoid the pending dark, and give my back a break from my bag. I forced myself to look through the shops first, then took a seat at the track where we were to meet an hour later.

After reading for a while, I was interrupted by a “do you speak English?” A creepy-looking guy, probably late-teens, early-twenties, sat down beside me and started telling me about his “big f’ing problem” (“sorry for the swearing, but I hate these people”). He *apparently* had been pick-pocketed at the McDonald’s at the station, and his passport, credit cards, phone… were all taken. Even the British Embassy wouldn’t help him, and now he was just 9 euros short. Short of what, exactly, we never actually established, but last I checked, asking for money in the train station won’t get your passport back. When I told him that I had no cash, and that I was waiting for a friend to come meet me, he left (although I’m sure he didn’t believe me).

Later, as I was walking around to warm up a bit, another guy came up asking for a euro. I told him (in German) that I didn’t speak German, so he tried English. I shook my head and said “non” for effect. He nonetheless tried to explain in English, with as many gestures as possible, including the arm thing accompanied by a “choo-choo” (or I suppose tschou, tschou!) to show that the euro he needed was for the train. I guess his attempts at English made my brain switch gears though, and as I shook my head one last time, an “I’m sorry” slipped out. Oops. He didn’t seem to catch it though, or else he assumed that I was making an attempt at English too.

The third person to ask for money only wanted 10 cents. This one was particularly creepy in the smooth and subtle way he went about it. Since I had told him that I didn’t speak German (or English – man, EVERYone speaks some English here) he proceeded to show me one of the 10-cent pieces in his handful of change to explain what he wanted. He was much more subtle than the other two; probably did better at it too. People passing by would barely have noticed that he stopped in front of me, much less that he was asking for money. Plus, he was asking for less. Anyway, who knows.

February 12, 2005, 7:30pm
6:30 finally came, and Jordan showed up right on time. After taking pictures of a somewhat freaky billboard at the end of the track (the actual reason he wanted to meet there; not because he was coming from there), we headed to the American restaurant I went to the last time I was stuck in the vicinity of the train station, actually very close to a year ago. After dinner, we headed to Jordan’s in Offenbach, met up with his roommate, Iva, another Canadian, and decided to find a bar nearby instead of going back into Frankfurt. We found a pretty cool one “Weiss” (“white”) which seemed both intimate and trendy. It may have been pricey, but certainly not relative to France, so I’m not sure. I tried a local specialty; apple wine, which was not bad; very light, although served in a normal glass which, as Iva pointed out, did sort of take away from the class of it. We were all pretty tired, but still stayed up relatively late. I figured I would still be up before the two of them, so they left me a set of keys so that I could go for a walk in the morning.

I, surprisingly, slept until 11:00, which was nice. By the time I was showered, they were both up. I still went for a walk, though, so that they could get ready. As is my habit, I went into the first store I passed, a drug store (more in the North American sense than the French sense), to see what candy / chocolate I could find that I couldn’t get in France. I settled on chocolate-covered raisins (although I’ve never looked for them in France, so they may exist). At the cash, the lady said something more than “89 cents please,” so my phrase of choice came out again. She left the cash register to get me the store’s free magazine, pulled a coupon off the front, and gave me a sample of Nivea cream from under the counter. Fortunately, “many thanks” is also one of the phrases I know, so I put that one to use too. My walk ended up being short, because the weather didn’t really inspire a long exploration, so I went back to Jordan’s.

(to be cont’d)

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Chapter 95 – Long time no…write to…

Sunday, February 20, 2005
Well, I never did finish telling you about my trip to Scotland in October, let alone my Christmas, but contrary to rumours, I have not stopped writing because I’m in love (thanks for starting that one Uncle Dan!) or for any other potentially good reason…I just stopped. What follows may be on-going, or I may just stop again, who knows, but for now I have lots to say about last weekend (already on paper, just waiting to be typed). As for Scotland and Christmas, there will eventually be photos on my website (I managed to get photos from London; the first leg of the trip to Scotland, up just last week).

Friday, February 11, 2005, 1:10pm
So…what got me writing again? I’m sitting on a train (well, I was when I wrote it on paper, now that I’m typing it up, it’s because I’m back in Mulhouse). I haven’t taken one of these solo trips in ages, and they are definitely great for getting me writing. Anyway, in the spirit of “never a dull moment” when I travel, it has begun. The trip, as planned: Mulhouse to Basel (11:49 – 12:15ish), Basel to Frankfurt (13:04 – 15:53). Meeting with Jordan (a student of mine from when I was a TA at Laurier, who is on co-op in Frankfurt with another UW student) at 6:30 for dinner, and hopefully with Katharina. Sunday to Cologne, and Tuesday home (unlike everyone else, I’m stuck teaching a class right in the middle of a holiday). Anyway, Mulhouse to Basel went off without a hitch (they didn’t even check my ticket), and I had time to cruise the shops in the train station, only to find the ever-missed (non-existent in France) Reese products. They were already highly over-priced at 3.00CHF for a regular package of peanut butter cups (that’s over $3.00CAD), and I didn’t have any Francs with me anyway, since Switzerland is just an annoying detour out of the EU for a trip that would be within the EU if only France and Germany would get it together and have a direct train from Mulhouse to Freiburg! (there haven’t been any since the second world war, but apparently only for political reasons, since the tracks are used regularly for commercial use, just not for passenger trains. The re-opening is predicted promptly; 2011, the same year the TGV is supposed to finally exist in the eastern part of France…but I digress). In another digression, the stop in Basel makes a passport check significantly more likely (I’d had to go back while en route to the train station when I realized that I’d forgotten it) although this time, there was no check.

So, I waited patiently for my train, knowing where to find peanut butter cups if the situation ever got desperate. Upon boarding, I realized that I didn’t have a seat reservation (required on ICE trains; the high-speed trains in Germany)…they had sold me all of the necessary tickets (including the reservation for my train home) except that one. I found a controller and paid right away, using my best German expression; Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut (my German is not very good). A few minutes later, the same conductor (probably not much older than me) saw me looking for a seat, and told me that the customs people usually didn’t need the six-seat cabin reserved from them, and that I could sit there. At the same moment, another guy (hearing him speak English) came to ask where to find the unreserved seats. The conductor told him that these seats were reserved for customs, and to look at the back of the train – I felt special. At the next stop, a couple of people in uniform joined me, and I suddenly felt really uncomfortable. They were probably even younger than the conductor, and just as nice; my presence didn’t seem to bother them at all. When one of them (the guy, to be specific), asked me something in German, that much-loved phrase came out again (I have a feeling I’ll be using it a lot in the next 4 days!). It turns out they had just wanted to turn the heat down in the cabin. The other controller (who soon came by to check tickets) also didn’t seem to care where I was sitting, so things are calm (and quiet; the customs officers aren’t even talking to each other – it’s weird. Well, I’m off to do some German studying (it seems only appropriate) until I have something else to write about!

3:00pm
Another passenger joined us, plus two more customs officers. It’s suddenly a very full house. The controller passed a while ago to check tickets (just before the aforementioned passenger joined) but quickly recognized me and went on his way without actually checking my ticket. Since I’m at the window, and the other passenger is diagonally opposite me, I’m surrounded by Polizei. It’s a little intimidating (especially since the new additions are significantly older and more imposing-looking than the other two). I’m not exactly sure that they’re supposed to be doing, but the young ones are listening to music (although the girl was asleep for a while) and the old ones are sleeping…German tax dollars hard at work! As an aside, the old ones seemed to talk about the fact that what I’m studying is very clearly _basic_ German, and I couldn’t figure out whether it was good (I’m trying) or bad (I’m basic).

to be cont’d…

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