Chapter 50 – 50th anniversary special

January 25, 2004
I always knew I liked to talk, but 50 chapters? This is crazy. Well, as of this moment, I don’t have a lot to say (wipe that shocked look off your face) other than that I’ve added photos from Christmas and New Years (and a couple of others) to my website (yeah, the one that doesn’t exist anymore).

I will mention one other thing…okay, two. First; I’m really starting to HATE prepping courses (that being said, I’ll be able to re-use some of my work already this year in other classes, so it’ll keep on getting better)…it’s just been another one of those days sitting in front of the computer, feeling little progress. And number two; 21 grams is a good movie, but very very heavy. I went to see it yesterday; (and like when I say Lost in Translation last weekend) I was just not in the mood for something so heavy. Good movie though (even in French…Lost in Translation I saw in English)!

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Chapter 49 – A little stronger, a little smarter, a little Frencher each day

January 20, 2004
I am the newest holder of a carte vitale (that little piece of plastic that gives me 100% hospital coverage, and 90% coverage on just about everything else to do with health…even dental, if I’m not mistaken). Of course the more I become a part of the “system”, the more I realize what, and most especially who, I’m missing on the other side of the ocean. As I re-write, and re-delete sentence after sentence to follow that, I’ll just leave it at that. I’m hoping to do a little bureaucracy stuff on Thursday, which will give more amusing things to talk about :P .

January 23, 2004
Well, bureaucracy day was less exciting than expected; I won’t be getting rent assistance, and my 3 free months of the ridiculously over-priced ‘net access to my bank account is simply over. I’m still shocked that I’ve been here that long; 5 months now!

I’ve finally discovered the real problem that causes the whistling draft…after sealing a few little drafts around the window, and trying to seal off the big one by the door, I was getting frustrated. I packed paper towel after paper towel in the a weird box-y area behind the door, and put insulation joint stuff the height of the door on the outside, and some on the inside, but to no avail, so today I started taking out the paper towel, to try and seal things as completely as possible. Little did I understand that the crack runs the entire height of the door, but it inaccessible because they’ve added a wee piece of “wall” I guess so that the wall and the inside of the door were at the same level. Someone had put what looks like a pillowcase at the top before, which is why I had thought stuffing more stuff in would help…but it takes a lot of paper towel to fill a space that’s about 4 by 6 inches…by 7 or 8 feet. After a week of trying to get my landlord to come ages ago I had given up. I guess I’m going to have to try again. This is inSANE! At least the crack (about a 1/4 inch wide) is filled at the top (maybe the top 4 or 5 inches, because I can’t get my hand much past that), but that doesn’t change the whistling, or the ridiculous amount of air streaming in, much less the increase in air and noise whenever someone opens the door to the building. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Published in: on January 23, 2004 at 10:54 am Leave a Comment

Chapter 48 – Another day, another adventure

January 18, 2004
So, with my friend Dave here (remember the one I was supposed to meet in Zurich? He is living in Prague now, and is visiting for the weekend on his way down to see his grandmother) we ended up on an Anglophones’ night out with Lynn and David (Scottish) and Erin and Corey (American). We had a great night joking and laughing, right up until we got kicked out at 1:30, when the bar was closing. Since we were one of the first tables to get the boot, there were still people in the bar when we decided to make the bar pick up the phone tab and call us a cab (calling a land line from my cell phone is ridiculously expensive). Once one of the bartenders finally got off the phone with a friend, they called us a cab, and we went to wait at the end of the pedestrian street that the bar is on (about 50 feet away) in front of a pizza place. After a few minutes, a man in a winter-trench-type coat showed up, asking us for a papers. Erin and Corey having already left, we were 4 foreigners having no idea what was going on. I asked what we were being “controlled” for, and he said just for being out at this hour (ah, Mulhouse night life). Dave asked to see some ID, and the man took his sweet time pulling it out of his coat in a way reminiscent of a movie criminal pulling out a gun. He never did get around to showing us his ID, since our cab showed up, so he realized that we weren’t actually loitering. I asked the cab driver, and apparently this is normal. Today is the anniversary of my arrival in France, and this was a first…inevitably on a night that I wasn’t out with any French people who could have told me this is normal. Lesson learned; I’m expected to have my passport on me at all times.

Published in: on January 19, 2004 at 9:15 am Leave a Comment

Chapter 47 – I miss seedless grapes

January 10, 2004
Other that (and the many other things I miss), things are going better every day. With a very rough start to the new year, it’s easy to miss things even more. I will be able to get a few things I miss (Dr. Pepper and cream of chicken soup and Cadbury Cream Eggs here I come) when I take a short trip to London at the end of the month, where I have the incredible luck of being able to hook up with one of my closest (Canadian) friends, and hopefully a second as well. I can’t wait! Unfortunately, the trip will have to be almost as short as my last tour of London (I’ll be there for about 48 hours if timing works out right), so it’s going to be tight…but it should be fun (now, let’s hope that the international option that was frighteningly easy to add to my phone – they told me it involved a lot of paperwork, but it seems all I needed was to click a particular thing on the website – actually works, so we can avoid any…ahem…incidents). Yesterday was also the day I found out that I got all the schedule changes I wanted, that the only other lectrice with the option to stay another year has decided to do so, and that the apartment I most wanted in the event that I stay on could in fact be mine (as long as Lynn – the other lectrice – and I are in agreement). Of course, those thoughts make me miss you people even more…but to be able to do another year (which would be a thousand times easier than this year, since I actually know what I’m doing now) would be a great experience. Ahhh, decisions, decisions. A few other cool things happened yesterday too (a couple of unexpected invites and such) so things are looking up. Now to get organized for the next couple of weeks, so I can relax next weekend…

January 13, 2004
Grr. They’re messing with me. After finally fixing exactly the class schedule I wanted, I just got a call saying that not only will one change not work, but one of the class times that I’ve had since classes started has been accidentally cut in half, and it’s me that had to find a better spot. That’s kind of a pretty big oopsie! In the end, I can’t complain too much, cause now I don’t start class until noon on Monday, instead of 10:00 (that was my class that they maimed), although I have a class Wednesday morning, which I had formerly had free, and was looking forward to having Wednesdays completely free as of the end of March, when my sales students leave for their internships. Ah well. Perhaps I’ll be able to move it later in the term. In the meantime, I’ll take advantage of the sleeping in (I always have to get up way before class on Mondays to get all my photocopying done and stuff anyway) and the extra 2 days I’ll have to prep that now-Wednesday class, that was formerly on Monday. I’m frustrated, but I’ll live. It also means that until the end of March, my days are a little better balanced, so that’s a good thing! Everything happens for a reason, right? I’m in awe of their inability to organize a timetable. It really is amazing the things that French bureaucracy can mess up, given the chance. Anyway, I guess I’d better watch myself; I have a lot of bureaucracy that I need to deal with in the next week or two!

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Chapter 46 – Free stuff? Without asking?

January 8, 2004
After being more than a little peeved with the bank, who promised me 3 months free of internet connection to my account, and then being charged 4 euros for it for this month (that’s already at half price cause I have a student account!), I certainly wasn’t expecting any favours from any French companies (I still have to get down to the bank to sort that out). So you can imagine how surprised I was by the message that I got from SFR (my cell phone provider, who often sends messages, that never seem to be of any value to me) saying that they appreciate my fidelity, and they are offering me a year of free call display. Call display is something I thought about getting a while back, but later decided that it wasn’t worth the cost. For free though, I’m not going to complain! It told me to call a (pay) number for details (then again, all numbers are pay…even local calls, and I’ve already told you about the fact that it’s cheaper to call overseas than to cal l a French cell phone from my French landline) or check online…Online it was! Except in order to get into anything online, I had to call the same pay number to set up a pin number. Oh well, it was only 15 centimes (about 25 cents) for the call, so that’s about as cheap as I can hope for, and from now on I can check online. Unfortunately, online all I could find was stuff that said I was now eligible, and to wait for a text message from SFR…but since I’d already received one, I was confused. So, just to see, I tried calling my phone…and sure enough, the number showed up! How cool is that? Now I can better use and abuse my phone! Yay!

Speaking of free stuff, I still haven’t heard anything from the rent assistance people, and I’m starting to give up hope, but as soon as I have some free time I will head back down and see what minor detail they forgot to mention (like that I wasn’t eligible, or that they lost all my documents). I’ve missed bureaucracy day for this week (it’s after 6:00) but hey, there’s always next week! Nothing like a trip to the bank, and the CAF (rent assistance people)…oh yeah, and the Social Security folks, since I got my attestation weeks ago, but still no health card…to make for a fun day! I also have to start seeing about visas, since I’m hoping to actually do a wee bit of travelling next vacation. There is some bureaucratic fun in store for me! (I hear my lack of news on such items is leading people to believe that the war has been won…but now; I just took a break for the holidays I guess!).

Back to the topic of phones, but the way, when someone leaves a message (I think on either of my answering machines) it dictates the phone number to me, at least some of the time, and the French convention (as you’ve probably noticed from the way I write my phone number) is two digits at a time. So I was quite caught off guard when I got a call from 01-41-65…since 01 is Paris and surrounding area (I think), and I don’t know anyone there…until I heard the whole 12 digit number (they’re 10 digits here) and rearranged the numbers to be 0-1-416…just another one of those bizarre cultural differences.

Well, I guess that’s enough procrastinating; I’ve got a tonne of work to do! I hope all is well in the homeland.

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Chapter 45 – Back to school!

January 5, 2004
After trying desperately to get ready for classes, I was more than a little jealous to find out that the FLSH (the arts school) teachers have two weeks off still (other than proctoring exams). That means only one less course for me over the next two weeks, but it also means proctoring an exam on a Friday…my day off. Grr. On the other hand, the February holiday is only one week for them, and two for the FSESJ (the business school, where all of my classes are) so I’ll just arrange to make up that class and have more vacation later. I guess that’s better in the long-run. Today started off difficultly (wow, spell check didn’t catch that…is it really a word? I was just making it up!), as I haven’t been able to get back to sleep at normal times, thanks to adapting to vacation (although it was great being able to stay up late, which I can’t seem to do after a few weeks of work). I had some serious mixed emotions when my translation students (second and third class today) reminded me that their interpretation course ends in a week or two, and informed me that their oral class does too. I’m gonna miss them; their English is so great, and I think that they’re the only really motivated students in France. They’re great. For some even better news, I found out I don’t even have to give them an exam for either course. So in a couple of weeks my class time drops from 17 to 14 hours. Of course, I won’t lose much prep time, since the Monday courses taught themselves (the students brought in the articles most of the time), and they were easy to please in the Wednesday class. I could get away with more political and complex (read: interesting) topics mostly because of their incredible level of comprehension. It also means less money, but I’m still above the 10-hour base (which I will reach at the end of March, when my 4-hour class also ends, so that my ESV students can head off on co-op). One of my colleagues jumped at the chance to offer me a new class, but I’m not sure…I don’t want to get bored by doing too little (I’m already anticipating less prep time per class this semester, since I’ve managed to get most of my bearings, and really get the hang of things), but at the same time, the easing off would be nice. We have to see how timing works out in any case. We shall see. So that’s the news from abroad. What’s new in the local news?

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Chapter 44 – It’s over already? Time to start a new one!

Wow. What a year. 10 or 12 months living in another language, another way, another world. I’d like to start with the quote of the year, from a French colleague of mine. Martine, a woman, born and raised in France, but with a British mother, said on the topic of religion being personal, (and therefore shouldn’t be discussed in schools, among other places…) “well so is sex; but we talk about that. In sex education they don’t tell you how to be in bed so…” To fully appreciate this quote, you must understand that privacy of religion (namely the wearing of visibly religious symbols, such as the Muslim headscarf) is an enormous social issue in France.

December 31, 2003
Well, here goes! A French New Years…on tonight’s drink menu is wine, champagne, beer, hard liquor…yep, sounds pretty French to me! (I should point out that the beer is Kronenbourg – from Alsace, so really only the hard liquor is out of place, and it is vastly outnumbered by the rest). All this with none other than raclette! For over 30 people! I thought there were a lot at the chalet, but this group will be even bigger…funny how cheese brings people together (oh yeah, and the end of a year).

January 1, 2004
2004. Crazy. New Years was quite a party…it all began around 7:00, when a few of us went to the building behind Cindy’s parents? grandparents? house where they used to raise escargots. No, I’m not kidding. And no, I still don’t understand how you raise snails, nor do I appreciate them. The texture is just so….blech.

Appreciate them? I’m more than a little amused by my “frenchicism” there. “Apprécier” is often used in French to mean “like” (as in to like something), versus “aimer” (to love). How I didn’t notice that slip in when I wrote this in the first place escapes me.

Anyway, the building was perfect; upstairs was a bathroom, and a sort of balcony where one of Cindy’s friends set up a whole DJ system. Downstairs was the main room with space for tables for 30, and complete cooking and cleaning materials (with industrial sized fridges and all). We got things cleaned up and ready, and with the help of the raclette “ovens”, started getting the room nicely heated (although once they were off after dinner, it cooled off again, unfortunately). First was, of course, the apéritif, which lasted at least a couple of hours. There were tonnes of food, and tonnes of left overs, and we finished dinner barely before midnight. Everyone gave everyone “bisous” (the sorta kisses on the cheek thing) as a Happy New Year…way cooler than hoping to find one cute person to steal a kiss from! Cindy’s parents came out from the house to light fire crackers, and some people went outside to join them (it was way too cold for that; I watched from the window…which was conveniently located above a radiator). Within an hour or two was probably when people started disappearing, one or two at a time…but more people were on the way. I had planned to sleep there (or so I thought) but when 7:00a.m. came, Cindy and Jérôme started trying to kick the (many) remaining people out. I decided home was the place to be, especially since I had a falling out with one of my very closest friends here right around the time Cindy and Jé wanted to go home. So it ended badly, but the rest was really really good. It took a couple of days to recover (although I didn’t have the alcohol effects that many had; I had a couple of apéritifs – introduced the good ol’ Bazooka Joe Cocktail to a few people – and that was it. But there was a LOT of alcohol there, and a lot of broken bottles at the end, from people running into the table. I would have preferred a quieter ending; that’s never been my kind of party, but hey, I was surrounding by great people, so I can’t complain. Now to get a ton of work done before classes start back on the 5th.

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